Don't be a Lonnie is my new catchphrase in place of don't be a dummy.
I met Lonnie to sell S10 fender flares. The ad in the title said S10, Chevrolet, GMC, the description again restated that.
I pulled in and it was a couple of minutes before he got out. I
assumed he was counting his money, no, he was messaging me to tell me he
was there even though I got out of my vehicle as soon as he pulled up,
which he knew the color, and decided to message me.
DON'T BE A LONNIE!
So the story gets stranger. The guy I was supposed to meet messages
me and asks why I didn't show. Two things, Lonnie was driving a blue
Toyota as the guy I was supposed to meet said he was and Lonnie pulled
up right beside me. That would explain why Lonnie didn't want the
flares.
The guy I was supposed to meet is adamant that wasn't him. What are
the odds? I figure he's thinking I'm making up a story for not showing,
but I've got details. While the guy says he was there at 6pm, I didn't
see him. How he didn't see me, I don't know.
Eric sold the Colorado to a man living in a Ford Escape.
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